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KENYAN

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Top on my chuna list has to be people who demand special accommodations in grieving settings😂😂 like tuko apa kulia mbona uko kitchen unaitisha drinking chocolate ju hukunywangi majani and shit💀💀😂 si ukakunywe kwako?💀

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Cedar You @our_decay]

The seasons from my bedroom window

[Wamathai @Wamathai]

"It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal".

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The best straight relationships are:

- Man who constantly gets gay allegations
- Woman who 300 years ago would have been accused of being a witch

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Unawezapata hata US hawakutaka ni Ruto alienda kuomba wagonjwa.

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

America's errand boy

Tuma police Haiti...yes sir
Chukua watu wa Ebola..yes sir
President wa kutumwa Jacket kwa gari

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

This is an impeachable offense. In fact, it is treason against the People of Kenya.

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Tunafaa tuvae Jersey sisi wote tujifanye tumeingia tao kusherekea kikombe tukifika huko tugeuze ikue maandamano

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

If there's watermelon, shouldn't there be earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon. The elemons

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

They scrapped Linda mama and replaced it with Omba mama 🚮🚮

[2017 Dybala @_justvic1]

Vile me ni mtu mzuri what did I do to deserve a Ruto presidency during my early adulthood???

[:) @realkimetojoy]

I'll keep my ting brief..blue dawaat rice is what y'all think orange sunrice basmati is😂

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

You’re free to gather as long as you don’t challenge power.

I said what I said

[k @yslnadi]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.