Paradise Princess

Long distance girlfriend. Milf in training. All things country.

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

If you could stop complaining about your boyfriend being two hours away, while mine is on the other side of the country..that would be great

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

Shitty people will always be shitty people

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

This is me trying not to get hurt, if you don't like it- too bad.

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

I don't really miss you anymore

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

Life is just a big ol joke, and apparently mine is the punch line 😩

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

If there was a class in how not to be a shitty person, you'd fail. You'd fail hard, dude.

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

My heart is in Calgary, and I'm just.. here.

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

I can't wait to spend everyday at the beach

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To Americans Complaining About A Little Winter, Here’s What Happened In Canada Last Night
http://t.co/KJCAN6S9DW

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

Ya'll bitchin about being cold, we just got 86.2 cm of snow can you find the island??

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

You are never ever alone #BellLetsTaIk

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

P will be home in 6 days!!!

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

Threeeeee weeeeeks

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

Please do not like anything that has to do with my son because I fucking hate you.

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

Uhhhh do I expect you to clean my house when you come over? NOPE. So bye.

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

This stupid time difference literally kills me

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

Dying because lil j keeps going to the front window saying "dadda?"

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

ATTENTION ALL LONG DISTANT GIRLFRIENDS: how do I not be sad all the time??

[Paradise Princess @___GirlThoughts]

My heart is broken into a million teeny tiny pieces :(