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hey, what’s up?

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

What a boring world… no dragons in the skies, no mermaids in the oceans, no fairies in the forests… just concrete cities, pollution, microplastics, and ads everywhere you look.

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

New micro brew just dropped in Michigan

[Medea Benjamin @medeabenjamin]

Why is an Israeli flag flying outside the office of a U.S. senator?

We asked Senator Kevin Cramer’s staff. Their answer over and over again: he “supports the state of Israel.”

The question remains: who is he representing?

Watch the exchange.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the way the flashes were so bright you can’t even see britney spears and paris hilton

[圆2k @wechatwaif]

such chinese parenting scare tactics remind me of how my parents tried to "cure" my childhood bad habit of not finishing my rice by threatening to call the police, and one day they actually staged a police visit to arrest me for not finishing my rice so yeah

[eli baba @shlumpsters]

At a certain point this is just like blatantly racist patronizing right?

[Mikey NohMore @MikeyNohMore]

This is a death's head hawkmoth. They impersonate queen bees to sneak into their hives and steal their honey. This video is the insect equivalent of a thief being executed at the scene of the crime.

Hammura-bee would be proud.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Trump shitting his pants in Notre-Dame de Paris should’ve been it.

From the looks on the attendant’s faces, he stank up the whole place. They couldn’t get out of there fast enough.

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[madison @madison_tayt]

once i entirely lost my voice so i wrote out a detailed list of my symptoms, a timeline, what medications i had taken (how much and when) along with answers to questions i already knew they were going to ask me. and they literally didn’t have to ask me anything bc id answered it

[Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton]

It is JK Rowling’s birthday on the 31st of July so just remember two years ago, everyone was talking about her mouldy fucking mansion on her birthday lmao

[James Li @5149jamesli]

To anyone defending this as "standard behavior between allies": Have you ever seen the Israeli Knesset hold a "Long Live America" celebration?

No, of course not. Because they are a virus, and to them, America isn't an equal partner — it’s just a host.

[Ben Heemeyer @BTiemeier24552]

This scumbag street shitter should be deported. He is an illegal anchor virus.

[Trent @foldsproteinsII]

Everyday I am amazed at how stupid anti vaxxers are.

[Shimmy4404👽 @Shimmy4404]

Are you kidding?? "Using racial slurs"?? They raped women, they've raped children!!! Hell they've MURDERED innocent unarmed Americans on national television for fucks sake!!!

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

No, covid wanted yall dead and it got 1.5 million of you

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Dr. Fauci’s diary, November 2020.

Where’s the lie?

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

Bankrupt them queen 💕

[Duncan Smith @DuncanSmithNBA]

I’m a bit behind on things. Is there any evidence Fauci did anything wrong other than piss off the most deranged and paranoid people on earth?

[Sasha˙ᵕ˙ @angelicdotsasha]

u know...why doesnt peta ever really do naked human men for their "protests" ?