Micro Penis Nation

It's not about the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean. Quick and painless is the way to go. Out with the big, in with the small.

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They need to make a smaller measuring devise so I can actually measure my penis #MPN #microclub

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@___MPN___ just kidding they were never a thing

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Big dicks are a thing of the past... #MPN#smallcocksunite

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Awkward boners in public aren't even a problem #MPN#2small4you

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I sadly had to get penis enhancement surgery so my dick could be found but it's still less than half an inch #MPN #keepinitsmall

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My penis is so small I've been deep throated by a gerbil #MPN #smallcockwednesday

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My penis is so big that it goes from A-Z on the keyboard #MPN #MICROPENISNATION

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My penis is so small I use it as foreplay when I finger my girlfriend #MPN #tictacdick

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My penis is so small reset buttons are no problem for me #MPN #Smallcocksrule

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When I get an erection I ejaculate immediately due to the friction of my tiny penis leaving my body #MPN #smallpenisscience

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My penis is so small it can thread a needle #MPN #teamtinydick

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On Opposite Day, my penis is the biggest on the planet #MPN #smalldick>bigdick

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My penis is so small I don't get: "Is it in yet?"

I get: "Is it whipped out yet?" #MPN #alwaysballsdeep

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Guess which one is mine #MPN #smalldickforlife

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You're hung like a horse, and I'm hung like a light switch. #MPN #gosmallorgohome

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my penis is so small i put a red and white condom on it and let my gf play wheres waldo in my pubes #MPN #ladieslikethemsmall

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If I ran into a wall with a boner I would break my nose #MPN #smallpenisgame