Schmidty

Avid mediocre player at every video game, ever. Twitch affiliate he/him @katecove11 🥰😍🥰

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The plot for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ has been revealed:

“Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned! 40 years after the events of the first Spaceballs, 50 years after the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, and 1 year after the events of The Devil Wears Prada 2, the galaxy is once again under threat.

A threat so evil, so unstoppable, so completely lacking in any original ideas, that it has vowed to bring back the past… every last bit of it.

With Lone Starr in hiding, Queen Vespa on the throne, and the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically, the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa’s undisciplined son, Prince Starburst, and a mysterious Palace advisor named Destiny.

Together, they must find Lone Starr, Yogurt, and any other iconic legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard way that, while some threats you can fight, the reboot is not one of them.”

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

Me after accidentally hurting my girl’s feelings while annoying her for fun

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

@katecove11 Fairy Fire

[turbomander @turbomander]

I don’t need a spell slot to cast hold person, come here bro 🫂

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

@katecove11 That one sub place you took me to is gas though

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

Random ass power outage at work and now GSS is having a fit. And I have to call UPS because one of their updates to world ship broke something and wait time is an hour.

This is gonna be a long afternoon.

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

@katecove11 Great job sweetheart! I’m so very proud of you for making it so far! Never give up and never be sorry for who you are! 🥰🥰😍😍😘😘

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

@facsimilitude Brother I do this in everyday conversations

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

@Jeebsc21 It’s either because of the tinted windows or the radio being upside down

[daisy @cinnadaisy]

why do u need google and chatgpt when u can have a girl thats always right

[Discord @discord]

it’s a terrible day for rain

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

@Jeebsc21

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

@Jeebsc21 You get into another accident?

[turbomander @turbomander]

listen up: life's a broth, okay? but at the end of the day, its up to you if its gonna be soup-er...or stew-pid.

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

@xplzdntscrmx @katecove11 Did you remember to unlock your phone so you aren’t just looking at yourself?

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

Literally 50% of your post is being racist and the other 50% is replying to accounts trying to be mean. Literal clown behavior.

[Schmidty @___Schmidty]

Big words from someone who still believes in NFTs and has nothing better to do with their life than sling hate speech on the internet.

Honestly with how small your brain is I can’t believe you know how even operate your phone.

[xplzdntscrmx @xplzdntscrmx]

@katecove11 Way to go feminism! Keep these ugly bitches busy 👍🏻