Sir_Melvine🇿🇦🇺🇬

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[Sir_Melvine🇿🇦🇺🇬 @___SyRe]

Going out with people and you still feel alone....my depression really getting to me🚶

[Thee_girl❤️ @Slindo_Nkosi]

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[ZOU 💫✨💜 @its_muva]

🖤

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

You can spend 2 years with the same person, adjust your your routine to fit theirs, get to a point where their mood affects your mood and they will wake up one day and say they don’t love you anymore and walk away from your life and There is nothing you can do about it

[𝖚𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉 @DRACCTIVIST]

Ngl if you get caught smoking weed by your parents the most gangsta shit you could do in that moment is to stand on that shit

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

normalize cutting women off the very first time they show you they’re not interested in you.

[Thee_girl❤️ @Slindo_Nkosi]

🥰☺️

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

I nearly fought a certain guy yesterday, but we got separated before anything happened. Today, I found him training people in karate.
God really knows how to save His children 😅😅

[Uncle Ras D'artte @Dartte__45]

Is this about the Nyaru guy trying to be a minister, the guy with multiple passports that worked for Rwanda Revenue Authority?
I thought we agreed his appointment required a change in constitution oba in this case we should ignore and just appoint & approve?

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i texted her, "how was your day today?" and she sent me a 7 minute voice note telling me everything..

and that basically sums up the kind of person i want by my side. stop normalizing disinterest.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

If you’re bored at work today just create a resignation letter for someone you dislike and leave it in the printer.

[Zanele Abraham @zanele_matome]

Gen Z's !🤣🫣Our Gen Z who's in charge of content etc asked for a MacBook cause he works better with it & we got him the Mac. Then he asked for an iPhone cause he is not happy with the quality of our content & today he got the phone. The only one with latest gadgets in the team🤣

[Thando @ThandoNtshiza]

dlala wena astronaut😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Muq_10 @muqadim_10]

E no even greet anybody 😭😂

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

This car was giving me 8 km/litre until that ki guy in Kyanja thought he could do magic to it....kati now, I'm getting 12 km/litre and now the car is making me not wanting to sell it...mwana Andrew oli wambwa nyoo!!!

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Hiroo Onoda @HirooOnodaon]

The qualified medical practitioners you talked about you fool

[Atuhaire J Sherura @julzsherura]

Workplaces are so weird for thinking that just because you're not married and/or have no kids, you always have "free" time for more work as other people leave.

[Sir_Melvine🇿🇦🇺🇬 @___SyRe]

😂😂😂😂

[- F.O @_debbii3e]

Shina Achebe needs to come back and drop part 2 of things fall apart.

[Lerato ᥫ᭡ @Leratomdk7]

As a kid, I was scared of alcoholics.
Now I realize we're not that dangerous

[Ous'Bongie @BongsMahlangu_]

I was telling my homeboy how hard dating is because I’m picky. This fool looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I’ve seen your exes. You are NOT picky.’ 😭😂