What is going on here?!

These are MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS, STOP READIN' EM!

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[Scene: a café in DC, early on a Sunday.]

[Our protagonist is hungover.]

"Two coffees and two bagels, please."
The barista asks "Do you mean Squagles?"
*Breathes deeply and slowly*
"Two coffees. Two bagels. Please."

[End scene]

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Trump 250lbs

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@raefejenkins He betrayed himself when he joined the ticket.

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Trump is not insider trading. Manages his accounts.

His accounts are so successful because he is such a smart business man. He just knows when to buy and sell.

But he's not managing his accounts.

Its not insider trading. He is smart.

#MAHAHAHA

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What-about-ism directed to the left:
Yeah, fuck them too. Get em out, put em in jail.

What-about-ism directed to the right:
But what about pelosi?!?!?! #gawkgawktrump

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@MattWalshBlog "OH fuck oh fuck people hate us no one wants to be associated with us oh fuck oh fuck"

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@RobSchneider Your pwobably definitewy didn't vote fowe dis

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@JDVance is a traitor to himself. It is tragic to see.

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@realDonaldTrump THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT FOR REDUCING GAS PRICES BY -140%! #SCAMMEMOREPLEASE

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@realDonaldTrump has lowered gas prices by -140%!!! Thanks Trump!!!

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

They can’t attack his policy.

They can’t attack his character.

So they resort to schoolyard bullying and culture wars.

Meanwhile, their candidate was indicted on fraud charges for corruption and accepting bribes. He was impeached by the Republican party, and had a very public and very messy affair.

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#mmmaaaaggggaaaaaaaa

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#maggaaaaaaa

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Im starting to suspect that @MariaBartiromo is just a satirical master.

You could play her footage on SNL and people would ask what cast member it was that did such a good job.

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@RepJohnRose Republicans turning tail on the senator-whiny-pants slush fund is HILARIOUS. YOU ARE A JOKE AND AN EMBARASSEMENT.

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@MattWalshBlog

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@WhiteHouse

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I think if you've been caught cheating in golf, you are ineligible for the Presidency.

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@EdGallrein

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@EdGallrein

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@raefejenkins Rank choice voting