Fi_amanillah

if a man can sell his soul to one devil, can he not to another? |faux amis|

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

Wait till you meet the ones who turn off their read receipts and last seen.

They have no desire to be seen. You’ll never know if they’ve seen your message, and they don’t care whether you’ve seen theirs.

They’re fully committed to disappearing peacefully.

[Dr R @Mufeeedaaa]

“Bashi da kudi amma yana da poten…

[maeve. @maeveesouth]

I’m not making money at all and it bothers me.

[むーも @muumoonya]

I hope I meet my person by accident. No dating apps, no matchmaking, no one trying to set us up. Just two people living their own lives and somehow finding each other.

[𝓜 ♡ @muneervhh]

“Our wife”

Me:

[Zandile @zan_deee]

I think the nice part about life is that we eventually do get over people.

[Stiles @stilesishim]

POV: You on a date with a 10/10 but the table next to you is arguing bout who deserves the 2026 Balon dor

[❣︎ @tara0t_]

I enjoyed reading dictionaries as a child

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

Me aggressively begging the universe to give me one big win that will cover all my losses

[Aunty Waffles✨ @olivesforada]

Will not take my next cuddling for granted

[ife mi @NisforNora]

“Sorry I haven’t texted you all day, work got really crazy” Na only you get work?. abeg

[Fi_amanillah @____7even]

😹😹💔

[༄ؘ Regan🎀 @dfwregan_]

@plutomaniapopi @meetsegun Na that money them use do that big jollof rice bowl that time

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Some girls are already so beautiful, have perfect aura that the only thing left is actually having the money 🥹🥹. I hope God makes it possible for you babes soon enough.

[iman @heyimaanixo]

I hate when people pronounce moan as mourn

[inåns @inans7gl]

another day to figure out how to survive

[kiki @mskillerki0]

my ass may not big but at least it’s very soft grateful for that sha

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

"He just wants to sleep with you"
I want to sleep with him too.

[MÓTÓYÒSÍ KELANI @Toyosi_UI]

This woman na Alujonu.

I saw your tweet on TT so I decided to come here and quote. BBO just kept saying Ah Ah …like mummy eleyi o si ninu rehearsal o.

[badgalsolana @solana_tii]

The Grammys commented. I’m literally screaming 😭
Okunkun to the worlddddddd