F!L

let's blow this popsicle stand

[F!L @____FIL____]

I fucking hate valentines day

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

catch me on valentines day wearing a flowy top, crossfaded off allergy meds and a glass of wine, twirling to fleetwood mac in my bedroom mirror

[F!L @____FIL____]

every day at my office cubicle job

[F!L @____FIL____]

my birthday is on Easter this year

[SZA @sza]

The ego is a disease

[F!L @____FIL____]

20 minutes into a black mirror episode

[F!L @____FIL____]

I have a professor that non-ironically says “YUGE” several times per minute. This is it. This is how I die. It’s been fun!

[F!L @____FIL____]

what kind of fresh hell is having to “work from home” during a snowstorm

[F!L @____FIL____]

I love class introductions. I can completely fabricate everything about myself for the entire semester & then never see these people again

[F!L @____FIL____]

Nothing I love more on a Saturday afternoon than my aromatherapy diffuser and a good ol’ vine collection

[F!L @____FIL____]

Stop shoving religion in my face. I wasn’t created by a god. I was created by a fucking uterus https://t.co/8CR3apQEmx

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

"We celebrate Dr King for standing up for the self-evident truth Americans hold so dear, that no matter what the colour of our skin and place of our birth, we are all created equal by God" - US President Donald Trump honours Martin Luther King

https://t.co/UyrZXxw9L0

[F!L @____FIL____]

Hope the fat orange asshole bundles up on this 60 degree day in January

[nyadeni. @nyaalnasir]

I’m a future Doctor.
I’m a medical student.
I have 3 degrees.
I speak 3 languages.
I‘m published in Psych-Oncology.
I’m a member of Zeta Phi Beta.
I’m from a #ShitHole country! 🇸🇸

[F!L @____FIL____]

@KWoelpper Vodka soda in the streets, Stoli O martini in the sheets

[F!L @____FIL____]

okay they need to start selling essential oils wumbo sized bc this 5ml bullshit is not going to cut it

[F!L @____FIL____]

one day, when I am famous and affluent, there will be a vodka soda waiting for me everywhere I go

[F!L @____FIL____]

Tiffany Pollard is a goddamn icon

[F!L @____FIL____]

never has a man treated me as tenderly as this Valvoline man has