Flight attendant: you’re seated in the emergency exit row; are you willing and able to help in the case of an emergency?
Me: I will lay down my life for the passengers of this flight
Flight attendant: ok don’t say things like that
@mellifera_x3 I joked to a friend when he was leaving Tuesday that I hadn't felt an earthquake since he moved here in April, weren't there four this week? Crazy coincidence
@mellifera_x3 I had such wildly different side effects for each med I tried back in the US, I can't imagine suddenly playing roulette with meds for a second time