Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I don’t even know what to do, I guess I’m stuck here with you for now." (Parody account of @00000Funky00000

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

“Oh, more people to come chat with me; how… splendid.”

Name: Joachim
Pronouns: He/Him
Ethnicity: White British
Hobbies: Trying to draw on slabs of stone, building grenades full of blood spikes.

[HEY, LIGHT NSFW IS ALLOWED! None of that heavy stuff though, that’s for dms. ):<]

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

“Is this working? I can’t tell…”

*Joachim continues to ‘finagle’ with a camera he found on the ground, finally getting it to work with a quiet beep.*

“Right, so this is how I interact with this… parody twitter.”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

(He doesn’t know about… well, lust in general. He is only now adjusting to normal life, afterall.)

“Excuse me, madam?”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@TrangenderWs Damn.

//It’s for when the writer is talking out of character(s).

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@Bridget01__ “I’m practically homeless, what money could I give you?”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

(I’d just like to mention that the account is gonna start up again, I just took a short break to figure out the characteristic of Joachim in general.)

[⚸. bori saeng @_djgaster]

the name’s Liz, but 𝙞 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙮~
- any pronouns ig.
- 49 ig.
- possessive, dominant, and jealous ig.
𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝓫𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓫𝓸𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓪, 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰~

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@GayLovinBenTen Hi hello hey BONJOUR HI

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@VegetaGamingW “Uhm… Dragon blood, sir.”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@Brisket01__ “…”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@DemonCoffeeCo “Hey mate, may I ask what you’re reading?”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@PinkyMinaAshido Gaming

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@PinkyMinaAshido (:

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

“…What?”

[˗ˏˋ☆ 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝘽𝙤𝙮 ☆ˎˊ˗ @SOLD1ERB0Y]

!~ not in front of my mutuals!..n-ngh...mmmn....!d-dontdoit inside!!.. please.~ gasp ahh!~ !... ngh... im such a d-dirty slut for you..~ mmm!~... b-be more gentle... p-please. ~ ngh...1...~ It's so deep i-inside me.. ahh...

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

“Check the Swampwater lake, they get frequent turtles there.”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

“…”

[𝑴. 𝑹𝒂𝒈𝒆 @HAIRSSASSIN]

...

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@hercalvados "...Excusez-moi?"

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

“…Do you mind getting the tea out? I’m a bit tired, having to chase off this dame da ne guy.”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

“Dame da heck am I doing in this tweet? I gotta suke de scram!!!”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@phoney_otc “Never heard of that term, but the folks around there are nice enough.”

[Joachim!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @____Joachim]

@ParodyJesus_ “How did I… Right, I’m here.”