tired always

i have like three cavities

[(っ◔◡◔)っ 𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓭♥ @photogingesis]

I was serving a family the other day and their children saw my triforce belt and we spent like 10 mins just talking about BotW and they were just so happy and they kept calling me Link all night and they came back AND THE PARENTS CALLED ME LINK AND THEY DREW THIS AND I'M JUST 🥺

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i can't explain it but she looks exACTLY like an olga mcphee

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True and effective！！

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True and effective！！

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Real and effective within 24 hours

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Real and effective within 24 hours

[Maddy shrieks into the void @MermaidMads]

The Fever King by @sosaidvictoria sparknotes edition:
Dara: I am a cold and heartless bastard. My only love is bourbon. Existence is meaningless. No-one understands me
Noam: y'all'd've
Dara: *fainting* oh my god

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yes this is about damian, and bruce, and talia, and

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unpopular opinion: @DCComics doesn't need to ruin their characters in order to create drama/infighting within the batfam to keep their comics interesting

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unpopular opinion: @DCComics doesn't need to ruin their characters in order to create drama/infighting within the batfam to keep their comics interesting

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#DCFanDome the polygraph machine (a "lie detector")

[AMC Theatres @AMCTheatres]

GIVEAWAY TIME! Answer the trivia question correctly with the hashtag #DCFanDome for a chance to win this box of swag! William Marston, creator of #WonderWoman, based her golden lasso on what real-life invention that he created? (Winner will be chosen at random)

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schools: we're focusing on mental health, so feel free to tell us about all your problems
students: we have so much hw we don't have time to sleep or eat, the pressure to do well academically is causing us-
schools: well would you look at that. we solved mental illness!
students:

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who are you lmfao

[CaptanCrypto @ImAkEmOrEsEnSe3]

@____Redacted___ Child abuse is a punishable offense.

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there is not one straight person in my drafts so far, i cannot wait to see the straights shit themselves with rage

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washington, which gets abt 3 snow days per year: *gets a foot of snow*
every other school district: oh school is 2 hours late, maybe cancelled. stay safe everyone :)
a certain district: no fuck you, get to school at 7:30 promptly or die, you exist solely to feed our reputation

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the only true meals are breakfast, dinner, and the 387 snacks in between

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me thinking about writing: :)
me actually writing: :(
me reading my writing:

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y’all, if parents don’t want their kids watching lgbt representation because it’ll “turn their kids gay”, they really should not be letting them watch the bee movie