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kitten punch.

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@MunchieMobileNY i know you guys have been closed for a year or so but, can you re-open for like two seconds ? please. thank you.

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@lurkador I FUCKED SOMEONE ON KIPS ROOF BECAUSE HE CHEATED And LIED TO ME

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My friends @GrubHub told me to tweet this. They swore it was ironic, but I mean, it's got a sexy groove, right? http://t.co/OreL9zSiK7

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i see you yahoo.

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Kip "i want too stay in bed, like junkies"
Me "do junkies stay in bed, or do junkies stay on mattress?" #healtyrelationships

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every time i read a tweet thats in caps i imaging it coming out of the mouth of a pregnant teen on the Maury show.

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unfollowing anyone who tweets in caps. i don't like feeling yelled at.

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wait, was Spring Breakers written and shot in one day? this movie was made by hamsters, thats a fact.

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space probes? yes please.

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i just found a cyber sex shop called future lovers.

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@Jamie_1304 lol omg my god, is this you?

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yo remember when xzibit use to take peoples cars and make them look ridiculous?

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happy holidays.

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Miami Vice Theme song stuck in my head. and not mad about it. http://t.co/uiLt4uyKMT

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sending someone to prison should be a crime.

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how crazy is it that someone wrote a book, and it ruined the whole world? why are we still letting people write books? we should stop them!

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right now I'm imaging every one of you, lined up, saying your tweets one by one as ridiculously as possible.

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i want to tweet this poop porn that i think is really cute, but kip wont let me : ) who wants to see some cute poop!?

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i want to live in a country where poop is cute.