BAS

[BAS @______BAS]

Eat my goal @CelticFC

[Rob- BoxingShrew 🥊🇬🇧 @BoxingShrew]

“Have you been to British Hair Clinic? It changed my life, and my beard”

Conor B, client

[BAS @______BAS]

@IFLTV @DerekChisora @Skepta @tinie @LethalBizzle @usyk @DynamiteDubois @anthonyjoshua Brilliant? It’s fucking toe curling. @boxingontnt need to drop that interviewer as well, “north London stand up” Jesus Christ 😂

[BAS @______BAS]

Eat my goal @DundeeFC

[BAS @______BAS]

Eat my goal @BrechinCityFC

[BAS @______BAS]

Swedish based*

Fucked it

[BAS @______BAS]

To the tune of Gimme Gimme Gimme by ABBA:

Micheal Steinwender the Swedish defender,
Loves the fucking Gorgie,
And he hates the hibs

Please RT.

[Aaron Fraser @AaronFraser37]

Hearts have agreed a six-figure fee for 24 year old Michael Steinwender. The Austrian centre back was identified by Jamestown Analytics and is an imposing presence at 6’3 inches tall. If contract talks go as planned, Steinwender could arrive in the next few days 🇱🇻 #HMFC

[BAS @______BAS]

@alexprentice22 Thanks as ever Lex

[BAS @______BAS]

🎵 Critchley said to Islam,
Come join our football team,
I’ll show you around the city,
Introduce you to my lovely wife Janine,

You’ll be a local hero,
Your name the fans will sing,
They’ll be crazy about Islam,
But not many of them are Muslim 🎵

Please RT.

[Not The Old Firm @NotThe_OldFirm]

💥 EXCLUSIVE! Hearts locked in talks with goal scoring international winger Islam Chesnokov as they hope for fourth January signing | @bmeik11

➡️ https://t.co/4mwDb2rk8P

[BAS @______BAS]

Eat my goal @dundeeunitedfc

[BAS @______BAS]

Eat my goal @MotherwellFC

[BAS @______BAS]

Eat my goal @StJohnstone

[BAS @______BAS]

Get the impression Critchley hates that band of spineless shitebags more than any one of us.

Hopefully gets given free rein in January to do as he pleases. Time to crack open the war chest.

[BAS @______BAS]

Cammy Devlin and James Penrice the only players on the park tonight that turned up and done exactly what they were meant to be doing.

Big fucking clear out needed in January.

[BAS @______BAS]

@JamTarts Two words - won’t be back!!! 😡

[BAS @______BAS]

@PaulRobbo03 Back like we never left

[BAS @______BAS]

How weirdly shaped were every single player in that county team yesterday?

[BAS @______BAS]

@BBCNews Reads like a sympathy post for him throughout but the end really sums it up. “Hard for him to go abroad on holiday”. Jesus Christ.

[BAS @______BAS]

@JamTarts Two words: not good enough

[BAS @______BAS]

@TheAliMills Some Belarusian outfit that are playing their games in a random Hungarian town. Very appealing.

[BAS @______BAS]

As if last night wasn’t frustrating enough, now dealing with the most unappealing draw of games imaginable compared to what we could have got in the Europa. Hope this is a wake up call.

Fucking laughable.

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

Hearts' Conference League opponents ⤵️

#BBCFootball