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Free Solo is an amazing documentary with a lot of great moments, but this is my favorite.

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Hi gang, I left Twitter - just passing through, but uh - does everyone have schizophrenia now?

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT - ARIANA GRANDE DOES SOMETHING STRANGE AND DIDN’T THINK YOU’D CATCH IT

WATCH THIS CLOSELY.

This happens mid conversation on an older First We Feast - Hot Ones episode.

Ariana reaches for a heavy chicken wing with two fingertips - and it suddenly goes airborne.

Her fingers never generate force.
No flick.
No lift.
No completed motion.

Yet the wing jumps anyway.

Then she immediately says:
“Sorry. I couldn’t do that again if I tried.”

That’s the problem.
Because her hand didn’t do it the first time.

It happens so fast your brain doesn’t even register it.
The moment was supposed to pass unnoticed.
And it did.

Until now.

So what is this - a glitch in the matrix… or something we weren't supposed to see?

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@bajablast_babe I’m sorry that I’m open minded? And love art?

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@UncapedLegion I know a horse reincarnation arc when I see one

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@talesoftheshire thank you tales of the shire

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@talesoftheshire Thank you tales of the shire

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Fellow netziens of #X what do you think of this ingenious #UI I think it’s such #smart #marketing I would love your #feeback and #opinions and to have a #conversation

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A really smart UI thing @hulu has done is adding “START WATCHING” onto the poster of every single movie. It’s a great cue for me, the viewer, that I am able to watch the movie that is available to select on the movie watching streaming service

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the kings speech but instead of a stutter it’s Kamala practicing her convention speech without bursting into fits of laughter

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what do you think Cornpop thinks about all this

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Replace Biden with a reasonably intelligent Labrador:

- record number of White Liberals™️ will ~rock the vote~

- he can’t debate any worse

- do NOT go above “reasonably intelligent” for the dog. Conservatives will label him elitist if he knows more than basic tricks.

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in my brat era I chuckle to myself while I set my treadmill desk to 2 mph, and turn up Charli to a modest volume

I settle in for a few hours of excel work at my finance job

31 years of age showing on my face
Time already carving wrinkles

My father had 3 children at my age

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the other toxic trait is using Twitter meme formats from several years ago

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my toxic trait is I will have 3 (three) whiskies and then just want to talk about how if it makes you happy by Sheryl Crow is one of the greatest pop songs ever recorded

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@bajablast_babe ＨＯＴ ＡＳＳ ＩＮ ＰＲＯＦＩＬＥ

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(Joss Whedon, about to shuffle off his mortal coil, realizing death is imminent):
Ummm. So I guess THIS is a thing that’s happening now

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@UncapedLegion

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@joeyyochheim @bajablast_babe hey could you please forward this along to any Christian entrepreneurs you know please

[kim @bajablast_babe]

i love when birds have knees

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@cakcakcakcakcak hey qq does her web connect them all?