Pierce

nothing to see here, move along

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

[h @VILL4NEVE]

taylor swift will always be corny but i live on the cob

[cam 🪩 @smackcam13]

Me walking into work tomorrow as the office swiftie

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

“I could see myself living here” me in a different city for more than 24 hours

[redacted @aquariusdays]

i let him hit because he’s good at the crossword

[໊ @sonohoor]

sorry i’m late i sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall

[໊ @sonohoor]

my love language is telling you a bunch of random things that happened throughout my day

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Yes your honor I did say that, but I assure you I was doing a bit

[trash jones @jzux]

what doesn't kill you makes you start rewatching bojack horseman

[Ro Burnham @dukhi_tsunoda]

i’m scared to go to an art museum because what if they decide to keep me

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the body craves blue raspberry

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

I’m so Carrie Bradshaw right now in the sense that I’m walking somewhere and being annoying

[possiblykimrichards @psblykimrichrds]

If my plane crashed and I lived I wouldn’t be surprised, that’s just how life is for me usually

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Some man in the gas station just said I looked like a skinny Keke Palmer. I live

[trash jones @jzux]

washington dc stands for washington diet coke