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[Facebook @_______Facebook]

Hello Twitter. Facebook here just letting you all know that Facebook now owns 14,000 paramilitary death squads and is going to unleash hell on all who do not post picture of eagle on Facebook in 2 hours

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

Hello Facebook Family.

This account has been compromised by a man named “Mike Zuckerberg”. Please remain calm as we deal with this dilema behind the scenes and try to enable 2 Factor Authentication. We hope to return to our regularly scheduled Facebook posts as soon as possible.

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

Maybe I’ll see a picture of eagle!!!

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

Have you ever thought to yourself “I want to log into Facebook and then change my password”? Well good news for you: we have just added BOTH of those features to the critically acclaimed website: Facebook

Go to the website now and see for yourself!
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[Facebook @_______Facebook]

Wow!! This website just keeps on getting better!!!

Next I hope they add the option to engage in Live Birdwatching.

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[Facebook @_______Facebook]

shhhhh. don’t tell anyone I said this:

https://t.co/84pz3F8MNX will be drafting all accounts into a “Spin it to win it” sweepstakes program with a 5 dollar reward. For every one (1) user we draft into the program we get two (2) free spins so thanks for all the entries idiots!!!

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

quick!! use the current url before it changes!!!!

https://t.co/ORBw1Cc3eB

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

!! ATTENTION ALL FACEBOOK CUSTOMERS !!

we will be changing the Facebook url from “Facebook” to “fracebook” starting November 19, 2026. set your reminders for this catastrophic event!!

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

AI twitter bot knows us so well !!

#FiringOurSocialMediaManager

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

In 2016 I hired my first employee.

It’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

@vgdunkey They always say that Michael Winslow is the voice actor for donkey kong, but who is the voice actor for Michael Winslow ?

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #5yearsofFacebook

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

@theneedledrop Facebook is one of, if not one of, the top dogs in the social media space. To say otherwise would be a blatant oversight of the feature rich and very accesible capabilities of the platform. Ever Since Jessie Eisenberg invented it in 1986, Facebook has become the best website ever

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

I’m facebook

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

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[Facebook @_______Facebook]

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[Facebook @_______Facebook]

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[Facebook @_______Facebook]

Hey guys it’s me Facebook again reporting to you live from Facebook HQ! I’m not supposed to be doing this but I snuck onto my phone during work hours to tell you all that Facebook will be running a secret sweepstakes program where you can win 1 unidentified skull! expect it soon!

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

Oh hello stranger! Donate to this charity:
The card number is 1583-9383-9384-7474 the expiry date is 7/26 and the three digits on the back are 328. Please add the funds into this card and it will go to a good cause !!!!

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

If you are a loyal patron of Facebook you may have heard the recent news that we are “changing our name to Meta” and that “Mark Zuckerberg said that so it must be true” but sorry!!! Those were all lies!!
You can trust me! I’m Facebook! To celebrate that fact I am giving away $.7

[Facebook @_______Facebook]

https://t.co/3lGHN7Qcyc Do not worry about this!!!! This account previously known as Facebook is actually not real and doesn’t exist ! Hahaha isn’t that funny !!!
To celebrate the fact that this is funny I am donating 1 cent to the charity of your choosing ! Just tell me which !

[Meta @Meta]

Announcing @Meta — the Facebook company’s new name. Meta is helping to build the metaverse, a place where we’ll play and connect in 3D. Welcome to the next chapter of social connection.