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I’m kinda like a prettier Jesus

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Omg Girl You’re so Sexy You should get some Bloodwork Done

[dakota @im2hai]

my problem is the strippers love me

[lumina @hellcrierss]

im like if a nonchalant man was actually a talkative loving woman

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[hunter @3gpmh]

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

ITS CANCER SEASON BITCH START CRYING IMMEDIATELY

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Showering after a night out feels like a baptism

[emi @vxmpcore_]

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[aircraftcabin @aircraftcabin]

Miami?? You mean Latina Israel?

[Shayla @sportsbyshayla]

i’m such an extreme lover girl. i try to listen to Youngboy to balance it out a little bit.

[catalina @cataIrc]

seguí a una q ni conozco solo porq me pareció linda al final no soy más q un tipo

[Blair @vanillabun777]

how to find out if you’re an alcoholic or a really fun party girl

[fati ᥫ᭡ @bbygfatz]

i get drunk and immediately hit facetime like hi bae did you miss me

[mimi @lightnds]

i have 20k unopened emails man i really don’t care

[k @_______kch]

Tell me something honest

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

things i’d rather be called instead of a “wifey material”
-gold digger
-misandrist
-cat lady
-lesbian
-evil witch
-self centered