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my name is CHRISTINA & i am NEVER COMING BACK ||||| i’m with stupid @madeline_myslow & @moparks_

[shaqsterpiece @______shaq]

mojito mojitamos
mojitas mojitaís
mojita mojitan

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

Shaq should have a tequila brand called Shaquila

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

The Heart Part 5 https://t.co/DlnQO2g5nw

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[shaqsterpiece @______shaq]

might fuck around and bring up the fact that my mom told me at the age of 20 that she never liked the glasses I chose (derogatory) on our next phone call

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

“It’s 9am somewhere” -me having my first sip of water at 2pm

[Rakesh Satyal @rakeshsatyal]

Normalize replying to emails with “what.”

[shaqsterpiece @______shaq]

following some self reflection, There Is A Lot To Unpack Here

[shaqsterpiece @______shaq]

just turned off my headspace sleepcast because i realized i had too much trust in the narrator and what if he started yelling at me out of nowhere

[shaqsterpiece @______shaq]

just turned off my headspace sleepcast because i realized i had too much trust in the narrator and what if he started yelling at me out of nowhere

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the CDC just announced you can fill a theme park with dinosaurs again if you really learned your lesson last time

[shaqsterpiece @______shaq]

@kylemeranus_ @IanMBudding yeah I agree

[shaqsterpiece @______shaq]

someone just told me they were disappointed they didn’t lose weight while having covid, maybe I should drop my dad’s foolproof guide to drop around 150 pounds while getting the vid

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how did covid drop like 3 albums before rihanna did

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t my absolute breaking point

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If you yell “that’s right Covid can eat a dick” after you get a negative test result they won’t let you come back to that testing site

[︎ꨄ @Kaaedon]

“are you okay?” no but i’m funny

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

don't fall for it! omicron wrote this tweet