𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚

Drug War Reenactor.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

@CanadiensMTL 😭😭

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

Acquaintance of mine, actual massage therapist... touches my back and immediately asks, who hurt you?

I need an appointment
Stat.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

@bbwivydavenport @official_throne Once I'm in the hut, it'll be pure smut

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

Walk with me, talk with me...
If Canada wants to see the Cup cross into the motherland, first we need to get the Islanders into the playoffs to play in Canada... that way Patrick Roy is *back* in Canada and the curse can be lifted like the mighty Cup of Lord Stanley.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

@moeperiod Well what are Jim and Nate supposed to do then?

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

Name this song, done in Gen Z/Alpha slang:

"So if I vanish from your feed one night,
No search party, just let me ghost.
I’m vibing with my demon bestie,
Streaming pain from coast to coast."

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

Oh, @andyfrasco too 🙄😜🧡

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

Montana is about to get real fucky.
3 days of @moeperiod
3 days of @Dwellergrass
3 days of @disco_biscuits

Throw a day of Weird Al in there too.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

@DrGuitar Thanks dude. I love the extra affirmation that the whole world isn't trash 🥰

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

Golden Girls was insanely accepting of gay/trans, despite Rose's confusion and the times.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

@altonbrown Challenge me to a cook-off!
You'd win cause I'd disassociate listening to you speak.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

Rose: Oh just wish my mother and father were here to see this!

Blanche: because they'd be so proud of you?

Rose: no, because they'd be alive!

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

@RoehrbornX @DrGuitar That song always reminds me of being maybe 3yo, and my uncle dancing with me in my grandparents living room. Great memory.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

@DrGuitar Hey little girl is your daddy home?

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

Re-falling in love with @chinomoreno's voice every few months reminds me why @deftones have and always will be my favorite band.

[moe. @moeperiod]

You can reel in more than music at Pine Creek Lodge… just ask Rob & Al. 🎣

Two nights of music, mountains, and maybe even a few trout.
Come catch it all 👉 https://t.co/97nFd967dx

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

Yeah, my hometown is trash, but it's not garbage.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

@DrGuitar THE BAR ™️
Formally known as *the* VFW.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

I don't want my own kids. Never did.
Absolutely fucking love all my friends' kids. But Holy balls I met a friend kid that centers me. We have the same tism ticks. I'm best friends with a 6yr old yall. Weird.

[𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc]

@moeperiod 3 days of Montana. Unofficial moe.down!