Safari Harry

gone again

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@CamilleJeune3 @xinakormendi @DaSanz23 @jessejanderson I didn’t know that, thank yo. I have ADHD and also suffered a serious head injury in an accident as a young child hence my particular interest in it!

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@xinakormendi @DaSanz23 @jessejanderson Source please? ADHD is a developmental disorder, you can’t “catch” it from a head injury AFAIK. Would be interested to read where you have seen that info.

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Pretty sure the moral of this story is “don’t fall off a cliff full of snakes after your husband just got hit by a giant meatball”

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You have to speculate to accumulate… and by that I mean spending £15 on a ps2 controller to occupy the weekend, to save £50 from the pub

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@maggiemay2149 @BlackGlowStick1 @YorksRose_84 @CarolLovesTosh Are you daft? Degrees aren’t “fashionable”, they’re a requirement for most professionals jobs nowadays.

Do you honestly think I’d take out £100k in loans and waste years of time when I could be earning if I didn’t have to for my chosen career?

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@warrenb1173 @fesshole Oh he’ll see a doctor, just as soon as the kidney stones start to pass

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Whoever had the bottle to pick option 1, I salute you.

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Make a prediction: At the end of the 24HRS, which answer will be picked least?

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I just paid £1.99/L for diesel… when do we riot? 🫠

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Make a prediction: At the end of the 24HRS, which answer will be picked least?

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Cannot cope with Reddit

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I don’t watch Love Island. Not because I wouldn’t like to, but because the amount of adverts on ITV makes me consider genocide.

[Miriam Margolyes OBE @MMargolyes]

Bravo, Miriam 👏🏼 YES. Spread the word.

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@jgclarkson @youwouldknow Ahahahahah 10/10, stunning reference

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Noticed that @lee4ned seems to think this person is still fit to rule. Excited to see what he has to say about it to me when I play it for the attendees at his next constituency surgery.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

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Not even a massive Liam Gallagher fan but seeing all pics from knebworth looked mega tbf

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Sharing this little slice of serotonin for all to enjoy

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My day is ruined and my disappointment knows no mortal bounds

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Was talking about mccain oven chips yesterday, get this advert today? Guess my phone was listening, just not to the fact I was saying they’re absolutely dog shit

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Bank holiday off to a flying start with a 7.30am spat over Tommy not switching off his alarm (again)