Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie)

A girl who may or may not be lost in Wonderland...

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

@DGlaucomflecken I’ve done this! Don’t recommend

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You and your boy (both 25 handicaps) arguing about your golf game at the bar:

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

Man can really rock that top hat 🔥🔥🔥

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

You think you are having a bad week but then you get abscess pus on your face, scrubs, and hair and it puts everything into perspective 🙃🤮😭

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

@elonmuskADO No ✨

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

I’m in the tortured swiftie department trying to learn all the lyrics to 31 new songs ☠️

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

It’s giving “weekend at Bernie’s”

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

This Love is blind show disturbs me to my core

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

In plastics we don’t say “I love you” we say “I can help close.” And I think that’s beautiful

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

Feeling really mixed about these new epic chat reaction emojis 🤡

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

Holy sweat, Usher

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

This foot wash commercial has me 🤢

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

FINALLY I can walk my dog after work and can actually see where she shat without using a flashlight. my mental health just improved ten fold

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

Dunno how I’m just supposed to go to sleep now #TTPD

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

She’s giving Christmas✨

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

Every hospital OR locker room has that one pager that’s just forever going off

[Shay Stewart Bouley @blackgirlinmain]

I'm really confused by why, so Mainers wanted to continue with CMP.

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

Ohio 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

I found snow ☠️⛄️❄️

[Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) @____alice]

She’s giving “crop protection”