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deleting my account tomorrow

[Anderzin @AnderZin22]

I used to date this girl, and whenever we had sex, she’d make direct eye contact with me and say, “Oh, wow, you’re jizzing a boatload,” every time I came, in the most emotionally detached tone I’ve ever heard.

[melanie @mmmelanierose]

wearing the plastic wrap on a new tattoo out in public

[Melo ⭒ @wyomelo]

Typa shit cartoon characters do when they’re late for school

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[screenset, PhD @tjelesan]

she did so much ketamine she became trans… #ManySuchCases

[micheal @godsb0y]

lowkey gained 10 pounds from eating fast food all week while traveling

[julia alexander @loudmouthjulia]

it's giving "please Abraham, I am not that man."

[Ned Riseley @nriseley]

Listening to Lena Dunham’s book and she just said “I am an adulteress, I am a c*nt, my intestines are where my uterus should be, but look at me: I am alive” and before I could stop myself, I whispered, “Knicks in five.”

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

You know you posted good when you get hit with one of these

[antisocialite @fagcetera]

when your dad clocks a gag

[jas @jasmynbuduan]

kenzie thinks she’s on the bachelorette, gabriel thinks he’s on too hot to handle, zach thinks he’s in challengers, and bryce thinks he’s on traitors

[loca latke @____arianka____]

@_casscore the nicest thing anyones ever done for me

[Cass @_casscore]

sitting in the back of a van heading from sd to sf 90 degrees sweating af and focusedly on my phone negotiating a brand deal for the minions franchise for franchesca branden and ari

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i refuse to spend my best boob years hiding them that's silly

[loca latke @____arianka____]

my favorite catchphrase from my dad is when i would go to the bathroom he’d say “use my name you’ll get a good seat”

[traciaimdrunk @traciafanclub]

Kenzie acting like somebody who already gave the cookie up