Channing

i make really good banana bread

[Channing @____channing]

When did everyone start running marathons?

[Channing @____channing]

Are you a rosebush or a palm tree?

[Channing @____channing]

My son has party genes on both sides so unfortunately he will never fall asleep at a family party. Even at 1 AM. And I love him for it 🤎

[Channing @____channing]

There are too many reality shows. Write a script I’m begging you. I argue with my friends about the same shit year after year I don’t need to watch another group of people do it! Unless it’s Jersey Shore, they get a pass.

[Channing @____channing]

Like legit if I was rich I would be hooked up to an IV of necessary nutrients and just continue to live the most debaucherous way possible with periodic cosmetic surgery just being very real.

[Channing @____channing]

Committed to living a healthy lifestyle only because I don’t have good enough insurance to afford an unhealthy one

[Channing @____channing]

You are truly gods favorite if you aren’t impacted by seasonal allergies

[Channing @____channing]

My mom LOVES this song but can’t ever remember artist/title. She requests it by saying “Play the drug song, I love that one” and we just stopped correcting her.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

12 years ago, tove lo released ‘habits (stay high)’

[skeleton @ThinkingBone]

i loathe tiny transactional “venmo me $9 for covering lunch” culture

no i’m gonna pay for you this time, you’re gonna pay for me next time, and it’s all gonna come out in the aggregate of our long and storied friendship

[Channing @____channing]

@ourhermitage I hate that she hates this song!!!!! The best bop

[Charles Preston @_CharlesPreston]

Look at what Kwame Ture told a brother who admittedly says he doesn’t use “philosophical words”:

[slim. @MissKilahMarie]

They’re using your tax dollars for bullshit on a daily basis, namely to pad billionaires pockets & fund wars & gen**ides. But you see a poor person buying a steak with food stamps in front of you & it’s “HEY!! MY MONEY PAID FOR THAT!!” Bro shut the fuck up.

[SEXY BLACK🫦 @daarealjt]

i never be jealous on valentine’s day, i love seeing other ppl happy that shit instantly boost my mood

[izzy @spidermannwh]

jalen hurts, of abbott elementary fame

[the princess @diaryofshay]

Going to your friends house to do nothing together

[Channing @____channing]

Cried watching Doechii giver her Grammy acceptance speech. Her joy and gratitude is tangible through the screen. So beautiful!

[‏ً @fiImfag]

the white house should NEVER attack a private citizen for having an opinion or expressing empathy. we’re on the cusp of a dictatorship i fear.

[Superb Villainy @MajestyRia]

We getting up there yall…