Billy Bastard

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@Marco__P_Shite @SimonJWoodUK They need smaller plates.

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People who ask if you have any recommendations for decent hotels near where you live... I live here. Why would I be staying in a fucking hotel where I live?
Cunts.

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@Deacon_FL1NT That'll be why!

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Why? 🤷🏿‍♂️

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Schools in Oregon have begun adding menstrual products to boys' restrooms https://t.co/C47csvH2bb

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@amandmeh I'll do it.

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@BigWalters1 Objection. Hearsay.

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@Marco__P_Shite The Welsh

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Good evening to everyone, apart from the gays and @Garethbowz

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@mash40441498 @MrDanGleeballs Yep. That's going to leak like fuck.

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@EdGradascevic @SeasonDeeper I can't believe you haven't got it. Everyone else has!

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Who let Will Smith out again?

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Dave Chappelle attacked on stage while performing a Netflix comedy show in LA https://t.co/4LO7p3sAnF

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@Raisin_Moose Beam me up, Scott.

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@McaleesJohn My bad. I meant Netto.

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I'm thinking of joining NATO.

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@BigWalters1 @joannahsbyoung Hopefully front bottom this time?

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@Blessedbee12 @Marco__P_Shite @IL0VEthe80s ☔ ☔

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@joannahsbyoung @BigWalters1 Calm down dear.

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@joannahsbyoung @BigWalters1 Naked.

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@joannahsbyoung @BigWalters1 In these boots?