Odysseus

Laertes Son, Raider of Cities, Cheater of Wives

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Just finished reading the book about me. this "En Medias Res" thing is pretty legit

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@____odysseus___ suitors and we all lived happily ever after

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@____odysseus___ epic moment (pretty good right @NikkiMinich ) with the help of the swine and cowherd Telemachus and I killed all of the

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@____odysseus___ so when the suitors were trying the bow I got it and stood next to my son Telemachus in front of the suitors which was an

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@____odysseus___ to go home and I made it back to Ithaca. in Ithaca Athena disguised me as a beggar so the suitors didn't know who I was.

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@____odysseus___ she held me captive 7 years until hermes came and set me free. Then I land on King Alcinous' island where he gave me a ship

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@____odysseus___ a lightning bolt killing the whole crew but me and destroying the ship. then I washed up on @calypso_nymph1 island where

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@____odysseus___ were eaten. Then we went to Helios' island where he said don't touch is cattle but my stupid crew did anyway. so Zeus sent

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@____odysseus___ where we were between a rock and a hard place (pretty good right? @NikkiMinich ). we picked Scylla's side and only six men

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@____odysseus___ I wasn't affected by because I was tied to the mast and my men had wax in their ears. Then we met Scylla and Charybdis

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@____odysseus___ she let us go but we had to make a sacrifice at the land of the dead to Tiresias. so after that we passed the sirens which

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@____odysseus___ where my men turned to pigs but I wasn't affected bc my boy Hermes hit me up with that moly. then after begging and begging

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@NikkiMinich after we went to King Aelos' island. then some laestrygonians threw rocks at us and then we landed un Circe's island,

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@____odysseus___ "hubris" get the best of me by telling Poly my name (pretty good right? @NikkiMinich ) so his dad Poseidon cursed me

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@____odysseus___ "nobody" to make his friends think nobody harmed him. then we escaped on sheep bellies. On the ship I let my

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@____odysseus___ since he didn't let us out from the cave I got him drunk and stabbed his eye. then I used my wits by saying my name was

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@____odysseus___ them out. After, we went to the land of cyclopes where we met my buddy named Polyphemus (follow him @yaboypolyphemus ).

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@____odysseus___ some of my men were sucked in by the lotus plant, which made them forget home and never want to leave. I had to go and drag

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@____odysseus___ the cicones eventually got us back by killing some of my men. Next we went to a horrible place, the land of lotus eaters.

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@____odysseus___ after executing my master plan to win the war, we sailed to the land of the cicones where we stole all of their stuff.