Savannah

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

soccer too boring. if I wanted to watch a bunch of men walk around for 90 minutes and not score I’d just take my homies to the bar

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

One of Trump’s many awful legacies will be convincing D-List celebrities that they understand politics.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

“which queen should go home tonight and why?”

[Tone III @Tonethethird]

If you are purchasing Mountain Dew flavored dunkers from kwik trip your brain should be harvested for science

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

looney tune ass summer

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[pratham @prath4m]

I could never write a suicide note I’d try to make it funny

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Inflation is at a three-year high. Everything costs more — groceries, gas, healthcare, a plane ticket.

The math is simple. Every American dollar spent overseas on war is a dollar that could’ve been spent here at home to pay for a dignified life. It's time we change the equation.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Oh no cocaine for me I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my friends

[Savannah @____savvv]

@david8hughes Aaaaaand I’m logging off

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

List of things I would rather be called than “Wife material”

1. Witch
2. Feminists
3. Old cat lady
4. Witch
5. Evil
6. Wicked woman
7. Evil wicked woman
8. Wicked witch
9.Bitter feminist
10. Misandrist
11. Single and alone
12. Cat lady
13. Witch
14. Wicked witch
15. Witch

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

Can we just take a second to really take this in? How on earth has it come to this? Where a man can performatively ‘admit’ to sex with a child on an international platform but then couch it as some form of reflection or responsible accountability exercise - whilst deliberately leaning on our terrible, useless, outdated sexual offences act and age of consent?

This man was 30 years old, and at the height of his fame - when he made an active choice to have sex with a child. I would use much stronger language here but he’s deliberately leaning on our consent laws, that a 16 year old child can technically consent to sex - meaning that he could technically have ‘consensual sex’ with a school age child.

His admission and his disgusting performative ‘progressive’ ‘reflection’ that he is ‘exploitative’ makes my effin skin crawl. If this is not a predator in full swing, I do not know what is.

This man is admitting to sex with children and no one is going to do a thing about it. Absolutely atrocious. Our laws need urgently updating to ensure no adult can ever have technically consensual sex with a child. No adult should ever want that; and no child should ever be exposed to it.

End.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

“exciting news” is an understatement about something that has me in tears

[𝓕𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭𝓼. @GlowingEyesRep]

Finally lived through an historical event that made me feel hope instead of dread

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

.@BrettFavre With all due respect to one of the greatest QBs ever — I didn’t grow up knowing where the Packers played, what Lambeau Field was, or why people proudly wear cheese on their heads 🧀😄.
I watched. I learned. And now I get it.
That’s how @NFL football works. And honestly, that’s how the Super Bowl halftime show works too. It’s not about only watching what you already know — it’s about discovering what millions of your fellow Americans already love.
Bad Bunny isn’t “foreign” to the Super Bowl — he is America too 🇺🇸🇵🇷🎶. Different sounds, same country, same game.
The Super Bowl is big enough for frozen fields, cheese hats, country music… and Spanish lyrics.
That’s not losing tradition. That’s America showing how big the tent really is. 🏈❤️
And you should try Tembleque, Alcapurrias and Mofongo! Don’t be sad, be happy!