erykah bantu |

engineer. pilot jones. green tea

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.

[THAT GIRL 🍒 @theitgirll__]

I ALWAYS keep some mean shit to say tucked in my ass DON’T come fckin with the queen

[Phil Hoyeck @PAHoyeck]

Hate it when people tell me “That’s a good point.” All my points are good. That’s why I make them.

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

The whole Ravens roster hitting the Ronaldo celly after a game winning field goal in Brazil is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in sports lately…

The whole crowd went “SIUUU” that was f*ckin cold ❄️

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

if you really want a foldable device, buy a book

[Girl @gainmyvirginity]

My entire life has just been a series of me forgetting how tea i am and then remembering again

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Ladies put ya titties at half-staff today

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

I could never be a pilot I’d abuse that fucking microphone and just force the people on board to listen to me. I’d make every flight a podcast episode

[‎ً @fuddnomenom]

notice how pussy has not been recalled

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I do not want to save to OneDrive. I want to save it to the Documents folder on my computer. The actual Documents folder on my computer, sitting right here in my house.

[hani @crucifynisis]

“do it scared” i do everything scared because i dont have a relaxed nervous system and it always feels like im held at gunpoint

[thatONE. @IsntThatBAWSE]

My job hired like 3 new black ppl in 2 weeks and this one girl been doing her hair ever since lmao. She never has her hair done NEVER. Now all of a sudden sis got new weaves and new braids literally every single week. The phenomena of not doing your hair around yts is hilarious

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

ENOUGH

[Calvary🔮 @TamunoDavid2006]

Words that I cannot spell.
Boo k (like flowers that they give people)
Showfa (private driver)
Kolig (as in your workmate)
Fall straight (as in you fall straight me)
Silowet (that Shadow stuff)
iiii ( as in where a bride walks down during wedding)
😭😭

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Sometimes I practice my “no” like Helen from Diary of Mad Black Woman

[Sweet Kremas @AHaitianMermaid]

I start my fitness journey tmrw summer is coming

[Kay @KaylarWill]

My sister said she gonna do a flirty 50 I said oh no shade I’m not going to a themed age party at that age we 1000 years old she said and for my 1000th bday it’s gonna be “thou-wow” 😭

[Jamal 🎱 @4900mal]

Nigga would’ve been skinned and in some hot grease within a hour Ian lying

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

“Gas is $5, 1 bedroom rent is $2k, McDonald’s told me 1 hashbrown is $3... God please” 😩😩

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no