🪵nemo 🪵 (embarrased)

🤛 RED LIGHT!!!

[fido dido @acmi1a]

cuando entro a stalkear a mi ex y resulta que estamos haciendo o pensando sobre las mismas cosas me da una bronca porque pienso claro no era amigos no era novios nosotros lo q teníamos que ser era colegas la puta madre le erramos

[🪵nemo 🪵 (embarrased) @____vsnail]

@yedamtkm madera subió un estado bien cagado

[🪵nemo 🪵 (embarrased) @____vsnail]

Que mamadas sube😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭PORQUEEEEEE

[🪵nemo 🪵 (embarrased) @____vsnail]

@yedamtkm Notbing i wws just jealous

[🪵nemo 🪵 (embarrased) @____vsnail]

I'm gonna. Im gonna fucking. G m.g
. ... oh my.god

[rune sword @runesword1]

remember, if anyone tries makes you feel any kind of overwhelming emotion, they’re trying to kill you. always strike first

[Ve.. @Vibe_ueen]

Burpees. Horrible exercise. Almost unfair how much of your body it uses.

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels to be avoidant, extroverted, paranoid AND full of hope

[miqa netanyahu @altmiqaf4]

yo antes era muy culta y sabia mucho pero como que me fui volviendo progresivamente más mogolica

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

broke no contact bc i had a really funny joke i needed to make

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

men who take forever to nut are not fun. bitch you are holding me hostage

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

i have learned that if you are a Person With Theories, you simply cannot date someone who is theoryless. the theories can be wildly different, even occasionally deranged, but there must be theories. ideally over time your respective theory ecosystems begin to cross-pollinate

[mira @mirahalle]

I feel like you should be allowed to kill the guy you used to talk to because he knows too much about you

[🪵nemo 🪵 (embarrased) @____vsnail]

Oh maui....

[🪵nemo 🪵 (embarrased) @____vsnail]

Adrian sabrá que cada vez que habla de bimboburguers pienso en emi?

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

when you scroll your phone: how sad. mindless. no inner life to speak of

when i scroll my phone: haha! i am learning so much at an astonishing speed. these jokes are so unique

[🪵nemo 🪵 (embarrased) @____vsnail]

Fabiola..... rata que aprieta el puño del coraje