snake mommy yani

the tiniest of kings (they/she~)

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Almost hitting white dudes in the crosswalk so they can experience some adversity

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Waiting for moms to text me back about babysitting and tutoring gigs is more stressful than any romantic relationship has ever been

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If you’re not telling me I look like Elliot Page, please don’t talk to me

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Being so hinged in my professional life and so unhinged in my personal life is extremely confusing for my brain

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Walking away from every social interaction like well, I tried my best

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Ok fuck everyone I am being Petrichor for Halloween and I don’t care that no one knows who that is

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Receiving finger paint from my therapist today >>>>>>

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Don’t worry everyone I got a gay little haircut instead

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Just had an overwhelming urge to shave my whole body am I str8 now

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I hate showing up mentally unstable to the house where my friend lives with her boyfriend. I’m not unwell because I’m single and please don’t talk about me later.

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@LilyWeissgold Hahahahaha

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I finally get through answering all my texts and then three people respond immediately. Let me have peace!

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Lesbian tiktok, once again, about to blow up my life 🥵

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It’s crazy that I can google what do I want to eat and the internet will just tell me what I want to eat

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Updating my email every five seconds to see if I got matched w a foster cat or miraculously offered a new job

[Garrett Reuscher @GarrettReuscher]

Why “they can just go to a homeless shelter” fundamentally misunderstands how the shelter system works. 🧵/1

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Goddamn the New Yorker just did a write up on Feeld and now all the neolibs are going to flock 😒

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It’s actually wild to me that I am at work for 8 hours when I am so clearly only productive for the last 1.5

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The summertime makes me feel girly idk

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I want a dating show where everyone is poly and the communication is spectacular and there’s only good drama