If you’re gonna come over to my house for dinner, bringing 0 cal soda to drink why don’t you just knock the utensils out of my hand and kick me right in the pussy?
today i was at a group meeting and we were asked to share a talent we have. i went first and described "the claw," my ability to reach into my big messy bag and pull out exactly what i want. the girl after me shared that she speaks 10 languages and is now learning her 11th