OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇

Year 2021/22/23

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

Do not confuse a good story teller, with pathological liar.

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

She said confidently, "If I stand up, you'd surely ask for my number".

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

Maara nature is freaky is as fvck,
Rain makes em wet, sun kisses em, wind blows em and heat strokes em.
😎

[Ndagwedha @Ndina____]

I need you, yes you, to stop stressing over things you have no control over.

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

Aqua ‘waterproof’ blanket, the greatest invention ever!

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

I am the type your parents wishes for you.

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

How far back do you have to go through your bank statement’s transactions to find your partner’s name?

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

"I would pick Rodri over Busquets"
😂😂😂😂😂😅

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

😂😂😂

[sinovuyomondliwa @sinovuyo001]

Im sorry but you cannot worship God & have two girlfriends.

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

Professionalism isn’t based on passion.

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

Ino ningililwamo by those who have pretty privilege!

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

Yeah. My bestie, can attest to this.

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

@money_flavoured Title is only 8-5.

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

FNB Cleaners' net pay is $15k, quite enough for a "soft life".

[Minister of Finance🇳🇦💰 @money_flavoured]

Last week on here,
I DMed this Corporate Hun With Hot Pictures,
All was moving smoothly and fast,
She claimed she works in FNB Katima Mulilo,
Took Oasis Yesterday from Otjiwarongo to Katima
When I showed up at her branch today,
She was busy mopping the floor,
Women lie alot😭😭

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

If Arsenal are crowned champions on May 24, which is imminent, ima make a bad decisions.
Baby Arsenal will be conceived through a one night stand, in celebration of the first league title in decades.

[Minister of Finance🇳🇦💰 @money_flavoured]

Stand In Committee, Board Members and Director: Who sold our organisation?

Me in London on 24th May 2026 watching Arsenal lift EPL.

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

… my type today, but she’s already married. Happily, I don’t know.

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

Sinusitis.

[LADE HER$ELF @Thebiglade]

Without naming your birth month… describe it with ONE clue??

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

1 hour lecture, lmao 🤣

[fifi❤️ @RefilweSeboko]

This girl on TikTok planned a day out with her friend and they ended up not going because the friends cousin, showed up with her 3 kids asking the friend to look after them - while she goes on vacation with her husband.

And when the friend explained ukuthi she can’t look after the kids this time around because she also has plans - they called her mom and she got a 1 hour lecture on how she doesn’t understand how difficult it is to have children, she’s childless and has all the time so she can help her cousin out and reschedule the plans she had. She indeed canceled her plans to look after her cousins 3 children in her 1 bedroom apartment.

Akahlanya monna

[OMUKWAMBI GwokOMBUGA😇 @___abc27]

Different: Sorry, I have a bf vs No, I have a bf.