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[Solyricon @Solyricon]

men be like “i like you” and then do absolutely nothing to make you feel wanted, appreciated, or even remotely liked. LOL.

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Can’t even book dinner reservations or form a solid plan. I have to laugh

[nat ✱ @hav3nsent]

do men just not plan dates anymore why are you asking ME where we should go?? figure it out???

[hedonist girl next door @darlenehaze]

Missing my boyfriend that’s not and will never be my boyfriend

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

i don't have a boyfriend, but i do have a man preventing me from getting one. hope this helps

[Mia @Miasznn]

If you miss a man, just text him. He’ll say something that’ll kill the feeling real quick.

[briar beauty | 𝑳Ꭷ𝙆𝖑 ४ ✪ @ogbriarbeauty]

Live footage of me when Bucky and Loki die again in doomsday

[van @ifelsyy]

algún día voy a estar haciendo maratón de marvel con el amor de mi vida

[mar @lacyyohhlacy]

existen hombres que hablan así de las mujeres y vos ilusionándote por un like en instagram

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

As the eldest daughter nothing irritates me more than your incompetence because I was never allowed to be incompetent.
I will not be elaborating.

[MIRA @dfwmira1]

FUCK nonchalant men. i like my man clingy, texting me when im asleep, needy, desperate, pathetic, and not afraid to show how much he loves me.

[Brynne @brynne13_]

How men start moving the second you tell them that you like them

[courtenay lou who 🩸 @svviftlet]

i don’t even need to know what’s going on to immediately know i’m on mark ruffalo’s side in every situation

[joc @ferrawrrii]

i would use his semen as body lotion and if any was left over then i would use it as moisturizer on my face and if any was still left over after that i would use it as icing for a cinnamon roll

[celeste @dreampaIettes]

men act like they are the only ppl in this world who have ever been busy

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

"Men are providers" yeah of mental illness

[Jamare (Jay) @Jay2Goat_]

You was a good dude Mark Ruffalo a phenomenal dude it's a shame Disney bout to take you out back

[kai♡ 🇧🇷 @kairoyaltyy]

@PopBase happy birthday to dada