Faith🍃

sorry if I’m extra.

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

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“That’s disgusting, who does that? I don’t even work my own ass.”

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

Damn 2018 me didn’t even know what was coming.

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

"Can't even have a vagina in these parts."

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

Had a guy tell me he didn’t want to date me because he wanted to just be alone and work on him. Which is fine boo, you do you. He had the audacity to message me and ask if I wanted to sleep together. So I’m not good enough to date but I’m good enough to fuck. No thank you. 😂

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

I need a good scream

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

“So you stole the horns?”
“Yes. It was dead.”
“What would you do if you were dead and someone stole your dick?”

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

Update: I passed and got accepted.🎊

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

I take my entrance exam for nursing school next week. I’m excited and terrified all at the same time 😂

[Trendy bby💗🫧 @tweetsbylaylay]

I’m not fighting for NO spot, I’ll just go talk to somebody else LMFAOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

I take my entrance exam for nursing school next week. I’m excited and terrified all at the same time 😂

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

I’m tired of begging to be treated like I deserve.

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

So last night at work I had a lady ring her call light maybe 35 times the whole 12 hours I was there asking for small stuff (which is fine it’s my job) but then she asked me to put something in her bathroom and goes “I don’t ask for much” oh bless your heart lady. 😂

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

“Have you ever seen those pornos where women are squirting and they’re just beating *punches self in dick* the fuck out of their muffbox?”

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

I played kickball in the rain with Brian’s family today and first I’d like to say I’m sore as fuck second I’d like to say that was the most fun I’ve had in literal years.

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

“I wonder why Superman couldn’t”
“Because he’s a cunt”

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

“Clap twice if you want to suck me off”
“Man it must be embarrassing to not know how to clap”

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

Do y’all ever get yelled at by another shifts boss for some petty ass bullshit? Cause same.

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

Why does upchurch’s music bring back so many memories.

[Faith🍃 @___bando___]

Is anyone else’s only friend their boyfriend or are you normal?