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Music has a way of turning ordinary moments into something extraordinary. I danced alone today and felt alive

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@sappholives83 honestly at this point i don’t know who we’re arguing with. YOU CAN FEEL THAT. case closed. if you say differently get fucked nerd you’re wrong.

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@Luckeep3nny YES

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giving they/them slow strokes to the dmv hold music

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@Luckeep3nny scary bc it was such a public setting // he’s one of the bigger talking heads for systematic oppression so I don’t feel that bad // glad no one else was hurt.

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yeah i want a bbl (bring back labotomies)

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gonna pretend i’m mario all day and see if anyone even gives a fuck

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personality i’m stealing for the foreseeable future? E-Trade baby, no further questions please.

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don’t leave your baby around me imma start eating spinach dip out their soft spot

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One time after a christmas party I woke up under my desk, austin powers playing on my monitor, with my pants ripped so badly both my cheeks were out from boogyin on the dance floor too hard.

[megan @chismosavirus]

that one outing with your coworkers that changes how you view one of them forever

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holding up my hand and moonwalking away from a conversation not based in love and empathy

[Adrian @grandeures]

can't kill myself because i'm convinced i'm gonna be really good at being 34

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it’s feeling like the type of day to drop an ay caramba at the local supermarket

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other

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@PuccaNoodles @DanSoder @stavvybaby this is what i picture anytime i think of Dan as a child

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100 gecs? Hell, I’d take a thousand

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

couldn't be me, bro (I am suddenly struck with profound empathy) but I now see how it could be you

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i don’t trust a man who’s mustache grows more on the outside of his top lip

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maybe i went non-verbal after hitting the penjamin because i just don’t have shit to say to you how bout that