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bagel pub is ass

[Kushal Byatnal @kushalbyatnal]

Announcing Bagel-Bench: the definitive guide to NYC bagels.

Every Friday for the past 2 years, we’ve ordered bagels for the whole @ExtendHQ team. 1000s of bagels later, we’re publishing our findings:

S-tier: Apollo and Bagel & Schmear are SOTA, pushing the frontier on the taste × reliability Pareto curve. two of NYC’s leading applied bagel labs

A-tier: Brooklyn Bagel, NYC Bagel & Coffee House, and Murray’s are strong production-ready alternatives. The gap to the frontier is real, but we remain bullish.

B-tier: solid baselines, but we’d like to see more bagel R&D

C-tier: these shops have impressive distribution. We’d love to see that same investment in the core model

D-tier: significant work to do before we’d recommend consumption

like all benchmarks, this one is biased. unlike most benchmarks, we’re admitting it upfront.

what bagel should we eval next?

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i spend 1-2 weeks here a year but i will proudly larp it forever

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i love publix and wawa and going swimming year round i love florida

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a miniature donkey PANTSED me while the local news was filming

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on the bright side the #neet lifestyle shall continue indefinitely and i can no life it again for evercold if it ends up being worth playing

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biopsy results weren’t good 🫠 which we knew but it sucks to have 0 hope that something good could happen

[evie 🧡🖤✨ @eviedead2]

i can’t stop laughing at this sopranos promotional clip my friend sent me

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

Domain Expansion wins the Oak Leaf Stakes (GII), securing 10 points on the Road to Kentucky Oaks! 🌸

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@TheSopranosClub italy

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cuando me quiere besar pero silvio de los soprano está a punto de imitar a al pacino

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@yeo_sage

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biopsy scheduled and i still get to go on my trip the day after YAHOOOO

[Neo ♣️🍳 @madaleoyuri]

you go play a song on a rhythm game and then you start feeling itchy in places you didn’t even know existed

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iuno is coming home tonight on god

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110 pulls into the holodori banner and no marine 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

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@sfcrypto13 boosted x50

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the chemo didn’t work :(

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the radiology tech fucking nuked my veins omg it feels like my hands are about to explode