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KENYAN

[Pattaas 🍉 @jokeperaalta]

Women have no obligation to contribute to a society that denies them basic rights. Let the society perish.

[bellaadinda @bellaadinnda]

Testing a homemade archimedes screw a 2,300 year old invention that still works like magic 😱

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

apartments are the greatest betrayal ever done to humanity

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

Man cheats on wife. Man discovers side piece has HIV. Man gets tested and also has HIV. Man tells wife he cheated so she can get tested. Wife said she’s good. Man asks why? Wife told man she’s been on Prep their entire relationship. Man makes post on FB about feeling sabotaged and hurt by his wife keeping that information from him.

WHERE TF DO MEN GET AUDACITY? Is there unlimited access somewhere women don’t know about? wtf

[Florah @FayChep476320]

The shoe can attend corporate functions, funerals, churches, sports, state functions and used to shower 😂😂

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Top on my chuna list has to be people who demand special accommodations in grieving settings😂😂 like tuko apa kulia mbona uko kitchen unaitisha drinking chocolate ju hukunywangi majani and shit💀💀😂 si ukakunywe kwako?💀

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Cedar You @our_decay]

The seasons from my bedroom window

[Wamathai @Wamathai]

"It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal".

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The best straight relationships are:

- Man who constantly gets gay allegations
- Woman who 300 years ago would have been accused of being a witch

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Unawezapata hata US hawakutaka ni Ruto alienda kuomba wagonjwa.

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

America's errand boy

Tuma police Haiti...yes sir
Chukua watu wa Ebola..yes sir
President wa kutumwa Jacket kwa gari

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

This is an impeachable offense. In fact, it is treason against the People of Kenya.

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Tunafaa tuvae Jersey sisi wote tujifanye tumeingia tao kusherekea kikombe tukifika huko tugeuze ikue maandamano

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

If there's watermelon, shouldn't there be earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon. The elemons

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

They scrapped Linda mama and replaced it with Omba mama 🚮🚮