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[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Oh my god they covered him in kief and they’re gonna smoke him

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my wife if an evil witch turned her into a shark

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[mellromao @mellromao]

“Quando eu estiver de mau humor não direi nada, mas haverá sinais.”
Os sinais:

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

oh to be a bat absolutely devouring a watermelon

[: @sn0oozey]

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[katey so pinkꕤ @loverlezza]

gestures that make you more feminine

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Having a cat is fun because it's like a little mountain goat in your house. Oh, hello you're on the fridge.

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feel when the whole gang together