Dylan

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

I hate small town motherfuckers with big dreams. Stay in your lane

[Courtney Parchman @cornydawgy]

Imagine telling someone ur most passionate personal project idea and they say in the most genuine way "I feel like that would sell in an instant to TLC”

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Personally I would never own a small business. It would be big

[Bryan Cook @BryanCooking]

Bold rebrand.

[clintoris @clintoris]

Just expressed myself without shame

[Decay @sp0replay]

i wish someone loved me the way white woman love their pitbulls with a bite history

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Randomly telling a buddy he has his mother’s smile

[** @bigguccicraigy]

i am a pretty boy don’t ask me to build no house or mount a TV

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

I went to the cucumber suckoff contest and they all called you the goat

[ASH @spid3rwoman7]

EVERYBODY IS PREGNANT! Omg use y’all butt 😩

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

I been out here 40 minutes waiting on Pauline

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing the lords work (judging)

[chuck de rond @ChuckDeRond]

America lost the battle with obesity when Jesus invented the crab Rangoon

[kemi @kemimarie]

bitch i just got a lavender lemonade margarita. it’s over. imma either end up in a 5 some or a fight

[retard crab @bakabitch2000]

how is there even fat cokeheads? pick a struggle

[trevy @chillextremist]

sensitive thugs like me need nurturing or we do drive bys