Commissioner Ears

Commissioner. Winner.

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@jimrome LeBron will remain in Los Angeles to focus his talents on hosting The Magic Hour.
Signed, Ears
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@jimrome you know who the hell I am?
Signed, Ears
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@jimrome Mark my words: this trade will allow Bam to have more 80 point games next season.
Signed, Magic
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@jimrome if you were on YouTube in the 90’s things would have turned out different for me.
Yours, Juice
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@jimrome it sounds like Sorsby needs a good interpreter.
Best, Shohei
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@jimrome I’ll overturn that ruling.
Signed, Lance Ito
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@jimrome Jim, you’re welcome to come by the office. I can share some stories with you off the mic that will make you laugh.
Best, Ears
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@jimrome soccer will always suck.
Signed, Tan Smack
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@jimrome Great chat with Pat Forde. Love that man.
Signed, Sarah Jessica Parker
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@jimrome does Silk have an OnlyFans? Asking for a friend.
Best, Ears
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@jimrome hey clones, we got a deal.
Signed, Jim Rome from his bed
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@jimrome #jimromeonx De’Aaron Fox is stupid.
Signed, Brandon Aiyuk

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@jimrome Wembys elbows can hurt someone.
Signed, Juice
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@jimrome Preach, Jim. I left college football because I couldn’t tolerate the lack of accountability.
Signed, Jim Harbaugh
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@jimrome Rome, you better build me a statue.
Signed, Kevin Mitchell
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@jimrome we accidentally put our parents to sleep.
Signed, Eric and Lyle
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@jimrome We beg to differ. We beat the snot out of the Spurs.
Best, Knicks Fans
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@jimrome dear knicks, BOHICA!
Sincerely, Avery Johnson
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@jimrome you do the math, I’ll do the cigarettes.
Best, Tan Smack
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@jimrome WAR Gino sounding incredibly lucid after taking a taser to his forehead last night by Spurs Security.
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