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your neighborhood dispo dad who’s just here to stir the pot and smoke it | 34 | 🏳️‍🌈 | chaotic stupid | critter⚔️

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fun fact: the first time i ever got high was at this ⁦@awonderland⁩ show and the edible hit right before this song and that’s the closest I’ve ever been to god (and also why I love innerbloom so much)

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@Uber why do y’all offer an “order ahead” function if every driver cancels and I have to book at a higher price? Seems fucking sus to me.

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@Uber what’s the point of reserving a ride ahead of time if no drivers confirmed and I had to cancel and spend more? Kinda bullshit if you ask me.

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@Take5_OilChange just wanted to thank yall for taking two hours of my day that I’ll never get back 🙃 #valvolineforever

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today I was featured on my jobs website in the same article as @LaganjaEstranja and lemme just say I’m gunna ride this high for a WHILE.

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@PlayOverwatch pretty bullshit to penalize someone when your servers keep disconnecting, it’s not like I’m willing tryna leave these games but keep getting booted.

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@quiddie target!!! It’s part of the pride collection!

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one time I saw @quiddie wearing a lime green (what I think was a jumpsuit) so I bought a lime green jumpsuit

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the noise I made when Matt asked @aimeecarrero to come to the table was not human #CriticalRoleSpoiler

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I did not have getting a lunchbox full of weed on my bingo card for tonight, but here we are, in an Uber with a lunchbox full of weed and a driver who can obviously smell it.

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guys I’m seeing @paramore today and also did the math and it’s my 55th show 😅

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does hinge have like a “i’m a four on a good day please stop showing me tens, it’s giving me a complex” filter? asking for a friend.

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they’re going to be so bored one day but lemme tell you I will be LIVING.

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i fell asleep and woke up and can’t go back to sleep so I’m about to spam my folks with all of the Viking sites/museums we will NOT be missing while we’re in Iceland next Christmas.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

As @SouthwestAir CEO Bob Jordan pretends to apologize—remember—SW got a $7B federal bailout, spent $5.6B of that on Stock Buybacks, gave their CEO a raise to $9.1M,& forced frontline workers to 16 hour shifts under threat of termination—while spending $0 updating their software😳

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i cannot wait to sleep in just boxers again, sleeping in fucking layers has been ✨bullshit✨

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today mama hoov and i had a conversation about which male celebrities we think are the most attractive and let me tell you she was living for it😂

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.