fun fact: the first time i ever got high was at this @awonderland show and the edible hit right before this song and that’s the closest I’ve ever been to god (and also why I love innerbloom so much)
@PlayOverwatch pretty bullshit to penalize someone when your servers keep disconnecting, it’s not like I’m willing tryna leave these games but keep getting booted.
I did not have getting a lunchbox full of weed on my bingo card for tonight, but here we are, in an Uber with a lunchbox full of weed and a driver who can obviously smell it.
i fell asleep and woke up and can’t go back to sleep so I’m about to spam my folks with all of the Viking sites/museums we will NOT be missing while we’re in Iceland next Christmas.
As @SouthwestAir CEO Bob Jordan pretends to apologize—remember—SW got a $7B federal bailout, spent $5.6B of that on Stock Buybacks, gave their CEO a raise to $9.1M,& forced frontline workers to 16 hour shifts under threat of termination—while spending $0 updating their software😳
So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.
All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.
Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.