阿寒 🥃♠️

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

What I'm after?
That Connor McGregor lifestyle ♠️

[what’s app ricky @kenanbell]

wifey & i got married in an actual garden and didn’t invite one single person 💕

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

Enid Blyton >>>

[Ethel @Ethelreadsbooks]

Most Readers were raised by wattpad.

I am one of them😂

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

On that Angela Bassett type shii!

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

Need a cougar mehn.

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

Allowed

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A young man blushes as Slovenian rock climber and Olympic champion Janja Garnbret stumbles off the wall and straight into his arms.

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

Like half my lecturers aren't retards

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

a social media app where you have to upload a degree to join >>>

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Nudes are overrated. Send me a video of you reading so that I can see if you’re literate enough to fight against the technofascist wave of illiterate anti-intellectualism.

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

2+2

[YORUBA STORIES🎖️ @yorubastories_]

Yoruba Women are Great Riders🔥
#OjudeOba 🎖️

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

R38

[Kk🏝 @kushgramm]

I'm just a nigga you have fun with, i don’t think I'm boyfriend material.

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

i love meeting an absolute BADDIE and then when you start talking to her she’s a occupational therapist or a teacher or a doctor or a lawyer or an art curator or an investment banker or a social worker etc etc and you go oh this baddie shit is just on the side!!!

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

KPI of a girl that's down for you.

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Watching my girl yell at the server because there’s tomatoes on my sandwich and I said no tomatoes

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

I hate fish

[^ @whisperandwords]

idgaf how many fish are in the sea. i want that fish. that fish is my fish. i love that fish and i will forever love that fish and i don’t want no other fish but that fish

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

Such an apt response from someone named Ethel braithwaite.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[阿寒 🥃♠️ @___inyang]

Me after reading The Da Vinci code by Dan Brown

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

Have you ever finished a book and immediately thought, “Yep, I need to read everything this author has ever written”?

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[w. @doublegee___]

every single problem l'm facing in my life rn can be solved by a large amount of money entering into my bank acct.

[Austin Theory @_Theory1]

I know exactly why The Street Profits came back last week.
It wasn’t motivation. It wasn’t passion.
It’s because Bianca can’t pay all the bills anymore😂
#wweraw

[Tekee @Tekeee]

Just fuck around until you accidentally build an infinite money glitch that build generational wealth