jk

that's just like, your opinion, man

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

"I have concepts of a plan."

[Bob Mackey @bobservo]

it took 15 years but my dark wish came true at last

[jk @___jak__]

@klrgrz @Unit42_Intel Congrats, proud of you, bud!

[Michael Irving @MikeIrvo]

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

[Matt Popovich @mpopv]

you need to be 737 maxxing. you need to have a few screws loose. you need to be dramatically throwing open doors to feel the fresh air outside. you need to be keeping yourself grounded. you need to be lighting yourself on fire occasionally just to feel something.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

george santos when his campaign donors ask what he spent the money on

[jos @josiahhughes]

way too big

[John Potter spirit/acc @potterlab]

Sir the AI has gone too far

[alexandra @bigmoodenergy]

critical support for the javelina as they lead the war on arizona golf courses

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

couples costume idea

[FOIA Nate📄 @FOIANate]

📷Revealing records: A @washingtonpost FOIA request uncovered these photos of President Barack Obama laughing at a meme of himself the day after Osama bin Laden was killed.

[James Dator @James_Dator]

Ooooh who on the Cowboys is Chris Christie dating?!

[Rafi Schwartz @TheJewishDream]

AND A BOM DIA TO YOU SIR

[jordan @JordanUhl]

And we got this incredible moment:

[Morgan Bagg @MorganBagg]

What kind of interview process do the marlins have for their ball boys