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🇰🇪 @manutd

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

Wewe I know you will sing praises for Ruto all your life because he got your brown teeth washed. Ukijiangalia kwa kioo unaskia kwenda Sugoi kumwoshea vyombo.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Y’all date sharp boys, drug dealers and tenderpreneurs and then make them the super ex everyone must reach as a standard. There is no way I’m giving or spending 300K on a woman I just met - if I work hard for my money. If you won’t allow your bro to do it just know it’s stupid.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Not a veteran politician. Veterans huingia huko nyuma kwa ofisi this is an errand boy

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Selling a car and taking a loan just to get Instagram pics for a day is wild to me
If you truly love each other please enda kwa AG call a few friends for a small garden event in naivasha thats like 4k a plate 30 people max wasee waende home.

[Mel𖹭 @melsouff]

Adoro como todo mundo ainda chama o Twitter de Twitter

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

"She needs to unlock the provider in you" 😂😂😂

[Martin @MartinAlpine]

Ukiona car guys wako out of town with their performance cars jua kila mtu ako na passenger princess 💀. Case in point, latest Turbotaleske vlog

[Femi The Analyst . @Femiforge]

The fact that nobody knows when you're online on Twitter >>>>>>>>

[Nicki Bigfish @nickiBIGFISH]

Images that make @comedianYY happy

[Shad @Shad_khalif]

Awww my cab driver in the morning received a call from the wife/gf going “Sasaaaa! Ulikumbuka kunywa chai kabla ipoe? Sawa bas, na usisahau kula lunch nimepack!”🥹🥹🥹

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“Hauwezi kuchagua SG ambaye kiuno chake ni kikubwa kuliko size ya wheelbarrow,” – DCP Deputy Party Leader Cleophas Malala takes a swipe at UDA Party SG.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Nopo

[GEN Z Baddie🫧 @genz___baddie]

Mimi wacha nianze mapema!

Congratulations to the newest party leader in townnnn🕺🏽🥳
#SifunaThe6th #ChamaNiSifuna #RUTOMUSTGO

[Noraa @Noraathegoat]

@iluv_papi @BellaBaddie__ Type of mf to get her brother killed over some stupid shit

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Your boyfriend cheating on you with multiple girls when he is rich is valid.

[Dr. Stan @Stanley_Health]

Imagine it was one of the Mt. Kenya MPs saying this haha. It's so funny how every politician in Kenya can be so openly tribal against Kikuyus and life moves on like nothing.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Yall failed a group project together and you made him solely responsible

[Karani🇰🇪🇨🇦 @Weyne_west]

Wanajaribu kuokoa sem😂

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

How will this win erase 25th June massacre?

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Anything