layo 🌸🌸

soft girl. medical doctor in my spare time.

[3 @tresokure]

nigeria subsconciously trains you to live a small and timid life.

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

My idea of a risky text is asking someone to do something for me😭😭😭😭 uugh

[Ella baby 🤍 @iyore__]

I’m watching anything by Harlan Coben
10/10 everytime

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

no single butterfly in my belly again
only rice

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

Every morning, I wake up with an ache in my heart because I’m a Nigerian living in Nigeria.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Life is so funny. You can literally have the worst week of your life and then a few days later, life becomes so beautiful again and you feel happier than ever. Remember this when you're going through a rough patch. it'll pass. give it time. ❤

[Mayyrhee⚖️👩‍⚖️📚 @mayy_rhee]

Worried about my future - Na me.

Pressing phone all day when I have better things to do- Na still me.

[Doctor X @doctorxisme]

I never thought for once, the B in B lunch stands for Balogun

[king. @Kingggg__]

I’m just watching The Polygamist and I don’t want to believe there’s any woman as dense as this Joyce woman in real life. Cos problem go Dey. 🤣🤣🤣

[A...R...I...Z...O...N...A @_MzJayde]

The polygamist main actor has one funny shape of head . I wonder what women saw in him . He’s just too unsêxy.

[Superstar Osas ✨ @OsasOkonyon]

Ehn oshamo no dulling no sleeping new week new blessing anybody wey pray for your downfall nain go fall more money more blessing more cash out more big bag loke loke lola kun faya kun! Shall never kpeme shall never lack!

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

“You can open up to me”

Ehhh nothing dey do me o, I dey okay abeg

[PROLACTIN 💉🏃🏽‍♂️🩺 @prolactin_]

Grateful for the gift of MBBS cos I’ve never had an unemployment phase

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Even death, Buhari, you will not rest in peace.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Never will it be heard that at the end I failed.

[serwaalicious🌸 @BoujieeNxrah]

from the deepest part of my heart, i hate being a Nigerian.

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

Once you switch to wide leg pants, there's no chance of switching to skinny jeans

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

Everytime my alarm goes off, I first sit on my bed and think of my life decisions for like 20 mins.

[Adeolu needs to catch a break. @_deoluwaa]

Remember Tinubu’s plan for security was to recruit 50 million youths into the army and feed them cassava, corn and yam.
The bumbling band of baboons in the audience clapped and cheered.
Now, we are getting 1,000 forest guards.

Stupid government, and even more stupid people.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Nigeria has never been this bad. We are in a crisis.