customer: could i get 20 john player blue
me: have you got ID
customer: i'm 27 😂
me: sorry i couldn't tell cos if you're over 13 you're supposed to be wearing a mask
customer:
Got ambushed by a f*ckin tarantula-sized spider in my sink last night. Brutally murdered him through tears, screams and high-spiking adrenaline. Woke up to a notification for a £500 tax rebate this morning.
Apology accepted, universe. 💸
My gen Z friend just said this:
“OMG Chloe, you’d like this- I just watched some old movies. Like Goonies, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Eight Mile, Precious, and The Mask. I just put them on high speed, The Goonies I watched in 35 minutes.”
Lot to process, I know. I’ll leave you to it