Marianne

[Marianne @___marianne]

I got my zip stuck in my fishnets and I've never panicked so much in a toilet cubicle

[Marianne @___marianne]

Just had two separate bar tenders shake my Bloody Mary and I wanna cry

[Marianne @___marianne]

Is being grumpy part of the job description for working in a bank?

[Marianne @___marianne]

Just walked passed #susanboyle

[Marianne @___marianne]

🙌🏻good times🙌🏻 https://t.co/OnkGyjAmqJ

[Marianne @___marianne]

@morgancrawf oatmilk

[Marianne @___marianne]

I just used a pound to pay for a 90p Croissant and the lady confidently gave me 5p back

[Marianne @___marianne]

Is there a website that's like a dating website but for friends instead

[Marianne @___marianne]

Well what a massive waste of money going to University for one year and three months was

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

53% of White Women voted Trump ? I just don't understand, at all. At all , at all.

[Marianne @___marianne]

Mads Mikkelsen is such a sexy mother fucker

[Marianne @___marianne]

Remember at school when everyone used to squish lucosade sport bottles so they'd go poof in people's faces? That was fun

[Marianne @___marianne]

Netflix Originals are so ahead of the game

[Marianne @___marianne]

Me n Joey have started noticing a lot of our amenities are lasting much longer now we're living on our own hmmm

[Marianne @___marianne]

Butter on toast is good

[Marianne @___marianne]

@MrKebabHands yet you love pumpkin spice lattes, you generic and vacuous human.

[Marianne @___marianne]

Ben Howard makes my soul feel a little more complete

[Marianne @___marianne]

@___marianne ...that's generally how menstruation works, it is a monthly kinda deal