maryjaneeeee

[jynx @miiagarro]

it's no longer an honor to meet a man's mom she ain't shit either

[ꨄ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 @x_maryjaneee]

Getting sent money you didn't ask for is very sexy!! 🥰🫰🏾

[WRITE A RAP 🎤 | FAN Account @WriteARapSis]

Erica Banks dissed Megan Thee Stallion 😭😭 WHEW ain’t no coming back from this

[maryjaneeeee @___maryjaneeee]

@MinkSum @__obeykal They Wouldn’t ask where you work…. Well they didn’t ask me

[maryjaneeeee @___maryjaneeee]

@sahbarbie_ I Live in Miami… If you get the right stylist to do your hair a wig will last

[maryjaneeeee @___maryjaneeee]

@___jadaaaaaaaa 🤣🤣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[Kylee💫 @itsme_Kylee]

y’all someone deleted the cliff notes on Who Tf Did I Marry so I ventured over to FB to get them back for us - shoutout to Janelle Simmons you are the realest one cus i wasn’t about to sit through a 50 part tiktok

[Hoe...Why Is You Here? @xWhyySoSerious]

And the dog throwing em right back 😂

[ꨄ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 @x_maryjaneee]

It’s embarrassing fw a nigga & he doin sht behind yo back. It’s embarrassing when you claiming you fw a mf heavy and he tellin mfs y’all not even together , it’s embarrassing fw a nigga heavy and only him and he out fcking on the next and telling them what they wanna hear . It’s embarrassing being loyal asf and not getting it in return .. it’s embarrassing thinking you got a nigga on lock and he wanna have the next bitch on lock. Carrying a nigga baby and he wanna clown on you. Coming home to you giving you the same dick he just gave to another bitch. All that shit is embarrassing and every female most likely have experienced it 🤷🏽‍♀️ it’s sad!

[⚡△₱HRΩDi†∑ ☁ @AndyyDotCom]

I wanna tongue kiss & have nasty sex 😪

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

She cheated on him, this was his reaction😭

[maryjaneeeee @___maryjaneeee]

@_LoveTamysha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[H00DI3_Connoi$$3ur @TxxRedd]

Now this ain’t the season to be playing in the mail truck 😭 bring me my air fryer

[maryjaneeeee @___maryjaneeee]

Well When Did He Start 🙄

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Blueface says he is done rapping 👀

[maryjaneeeee @___maryjaneeee]

@BlowMyTWAT Wtf

[Uncle Bev @DaronTheChef]

Birria Biscuit 💣’s
2 Pound of Chuck Roast (Cubed)
1 Pound of Short Rib
Kosher Salt (To taste, these are thick cuts of meat so be generous)
3 dried guajillo chiles (seeds OUT)
4 dried ancho chiles (seeds OUT)
4 Cups of Boiling Water
1 Onion
6 Cloves of Garlic (Sliced)
4 Tomatoes (Sliced)
4 Cups of UNSALTED beef Broth
Cilantro
Onion
Bay Leaves
2 Small Cinnamon Sticks
1 Tablespoon of Mexican Oregano
1 Stick of Butter

Rehydrate you chiles for at least 30 minutes. Sear your meat on all sides, until brown. Remove and cook down 1 whole onion, and garlic.. once fragrant add in sliced tomatoes and Mexican oregano. Add in beef broth, blend your Chiles with 3 out of the 4 cups of boiling water.. and add to the pot. Add cinnamon sticks, and bay leaves. SEASON TO TASTE WITH KOSHER SALT, ONION POWDER, GARLIC POWDER, and WHITE PEPPER. (Unsalted beef broth is like water) so taste as you add seasonings. Let it cook for about 3 hours.. it should be fork tender. Use whatever bread you want. To a stick of butter I add some of the consumè buttered up my bread and did my thang.

Roll your biscuits out, assemble and then roll them up &cook as instructed on the packaging.
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#daronthechef #foodie #nyc

[maryjaneeeee @___maryjaneeee]

On The Run

[NB. 🤍 @itssnajaab]

jayz & beyoncé best song was drunk in love

[maryjaneeeee @___maryjaneeee]

@_LoveTamysha I know he choked

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

On today’s episode of f*ck around & find out we have a white man named mark who got shot trying to carjack a undercover police car with a gun while the officer was sitting inside 😭