Everybodys Favorite

heathen, hustler, hoochie.

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

Blew my daughter’s mind today when I told her the Kris Jenner & Tokyo Toni share a grandbaby.

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

I hate people making their older kid(s) step in and act as a coparent. Stop having kids

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

@ChoKolatOnTop I’m burnt out 🌚

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

I think I’m quitting in two years lmao

[Mrs Kookie 💜 @ChoKolatOnTop]

I never wanted to be an entrepreneur because I don’t like hard work & im not a hustler so I tip my hat to ppl getting it out the mud

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

My coworker brought her kids to the shop and one of them unplugged my refrigerator to charge her iPad. I said IKYFL

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

Kids will unplug ya life support machine to charge their iPad. They never cared

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

This me and my daughter fr

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

The kids last day of school is tomorrow, thank goodness.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

I just cannot get the hang of it lmao folks be getting too many emotions involved

[INSPIRING @vivalajayxoxo]

How much time I gotta do in jail to learn how to play Spades?

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Ugh I would hate to be a celebrity. Can’t even cuss your nigga out in peace.

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

So happy school ends next week.

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

@Queen_Miso Stg she cracks me tf up

[solé @layxsnv]

Whoever came up with “ find you something safe to do” ate .

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

😭😭😭😭

[Zion @zionszzn]

Bro… I yelled at my Son and he gonna close his eyes and count to 3 😭

Was he gonna beat my ass??

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

@Queen_Miso 😭😭😭 I let Dior say nigga the other day, prolly one of her best days ever.

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

Me as fuck and I never wanna stop. I kinda wish the kids could cuss sometimes too 😭😭

[Miso J. Blige @Queen_Miso]

I come from a cussin ASS family & unfortunately I am/will be a cussin ass momma. & not in a hurtful or disrespectful way, but I use curse words like I use onion & garlic powder 😭😭😭😭😭. Totally harmless & undisrespectful, just adds flavor to whatever I’m saying 🤣

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

It’s a 13/14 y/o at my job tryna get her boo initials on her nails 😭✌🏾

[Everybodys Favorite @___muthafcka]

Kids love wearing sweatsuits in 90° weather.