neverlucky ✧

run it back turbo

[Jmyrixell @jmyrixell]

@MathieuL1 « Ouais, mais est-ce qu’ils ont la carte Vitale, le métro qui pue la pisse et l’occasion de se faire planter à chaque coin de rue ? »

[Aria Radnia 🇮🇷 @ariaradnia]

Inverse Cramer being autopilot’s best performing fund will never not be hilarious 😂

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

The fentanyl homeless have mutated into super fentanyl homeless

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

Bored in your job and want to feel alive again? Just send Mr. Zhang a WhatsApp message

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

Hey @Grok, which religious group dominates the Upper West Side?

[Oscar Rickett @oscarrickettnow]

A Sudanese man confronted Dubai ruler Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum on the streets of central London over the UAE’s role in the Sudan war.

A member of the Emirati entourage responded:

“Fuck you, fuck your people… motherfucker, black bitch” https://t.co/i9QatXY0aY

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Women now hold more payroll jobs than men in the United States, per BI

This has happened twice before, briefly during the Great Recession and again just before Covid.

[aether @bluewdrift]

the best ever advice to achieve a long term goal by tolstoy.

[Bruce @FireNewz]

“I love you Christians, I’m not Christian”

🤔 umm… dafuq?

[capsulebunny @capsulebutt]

Have u tried having sex with each other

[LombardGoon @LombardGoon]

Amazing things are happening on YouTube

[Sophia @kaliyugacowgirl]

first date idea

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Just absolutely brutal

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

why do redheads either look like this or a starving orphan with rickets

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

they're making wellness videos about playing video games on your couch, that's how bad phone has gotten

[𝐆𝟎𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠✠ @hermanng0ring]

He getting mogged by 25 year old Hermann Göring.

[Fire, Fire Sabot @IndexSabot]

Videos like these really make you realise just how recoilless recoilless rifles are